What My Vagina Smells Like

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

My Boyfriend's Semen

You know it!

Monday, March 14, 2005

Pine

Like the sweet sap of the evergreen. Yay! Pine!

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Ham

The other white meat, though it's certainly more pink than white!

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Flowers

Nothing better than just after a douche, people!

Friday, March 11, 2005

Brine

Like the churning sea... I guess I should drink some more cranberry juice.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Garbage

Big Betty Boo Hoo's not feeling so good about herself today, kids.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

FIsh

Some days you're just not that original! LOL!

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

A Hospital

Or maybe an old folks home. Not to sure, but I'm post-tastic anyway!

Monday, March 07, 2005

Eggshells

I can't explain it, but that's what's there! And it's not even Easter yet!

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Sin

Teresa did a bad, bad thing tonight...

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Sweat

Because I just got a workout down there! And I'm not talking about kegels!

Friday, March 04, 2005

Peanut Butter

But I think we all now there's a good reason for that, kiddies!

Thursday, March 03, 2005

A Fresh New Start!

Today my vagina smells like a world of new possibilities!