What My Vagina Smells Like

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

My Boyfriend's Semen

You know it!

Monday, March 14, 2005


Like the sweet sap of the evergreen. Yay! Pine!

Sunday, March 13, 2005


The other white meat, though it's certainly more pink than white!

Saturday, March 12, 2005


Nothing better than just after a douche, people!

Friday, March 11, 2005


Like the churning sea... I guess I should drink some more cranberry juice.

Thursday, March 10, 2005


Big Betty Boo Hoo's not feeling so good about herself today, kids.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005


Some days you're just not that original! LOL!

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

A Hospital

Or maybe an old folks home. Not to sure, but I'm post-tastic anyway!

Monday, March 07, 2005


I can't explain it, but that's what's there! And it's not even Easter yet!

Sunday, March 06, 2005


Teresa did a bad, bad thing tonight...

Saturday, March 05, 2005


Because I just got a workout down there! And I'm not talking about kegels!

Friday, March 04, 2005

Peanut Butter

But I think we all now there's a good reason for that, kiddies!

Thursday, March 03, 2005

A Fresh New Start!

Today my vagina smells like a world of new possibilities!